January 2010
27 posts
Can we talk about the whole 'glass is half...
THIS MAKES NO SENSE.
Assuming the substance that the glass contains is a desirable substance, then a full glass would be a good thing, yes? And an empty glass would be bad? Then surely a half empty glass would be a pessimistic view of things! And vice versa!
OR if one wanted to assume that an empty glass was a good thing as it implies that the desirable substance had already gone into your belly...
“Apparently, you need a sausage to get on the moon.”
– T-Rex
Currently signing my student loan contract for...
Oh man why does education have to be so expensive?
And I’ve still got 3 more years to go. The government is going to own me when I finally do get out.
So at the football last night...
…I was almost deafened by a bunch of idiots behind me.
I spent a while debating whether or not it would be rude to turn around and tell them to please shut the fuck up. I’m a great believer in letting people do what they want but I was getting pretty pissed off.
In the end I settled for loudly correcting all their mispronunciations and grammar mistakes.
Hmm, so when did I become too old?
I mean, fuck, I’m only 19. I’m still… down with… stuff.
Mullet caps are still cool right?
The Phoenix are playing in Chch tonight!
I forgot to book tickets, so I’ll be sitting halfway to the moon.
But who cares? It’s just nice to be passionate about something for once.
See, the difference between you and me is that I...
Mario's back!
And on top of that, tea today consisted of pizza and beer and cricket.
If only I didn’t have to work.
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Opposites attract
and then everything falls apart.
Fuck that. I wanna find someone who’s pretty much the female version of me. Of course this is quite a mission, as the female version of me would in all probability never leave her house.
Right now I would rather starve than go to the...
Isn’t it funny how one can get so caught up in not doing something?
Politics and sport should not mix.
Even in a sport as inherently politicized as cricket.
Fuck you, Lalit Modi.
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Hey! I got a message!
Oh wait.
It’s from my mum.
“Think of me as a work in progress. I keep hoping if I drink enough, or ingest...”
– Blue.
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It's a lot easier to be depressed when you know...
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Fuck you, history channel
When I turn you on, I have certain expectations. Which do not include tacky futuristic programs about how we are going to fight wars on the moon and we can’t use hand held lasers.
Seriously, I would prefer a boring as hell show about the royal family than this. I chose to watch the history channel rather than discovery for a reason.
“I blow things up, therefore I Am, even if Somebody Else suddenly Isn’t.”
Do unto others before they get the chance to do...
What happened to the oxford comma?
If correct grammar is sexy, then use of the oxford comma is a fucking afrodisiac.
Bring it back people.
I have a sandfly bite on my penis.
Apart from the standard ‘how the fuck did that happen?’ type of reaction, I only have one question:
If I scratch it, does it count as masturbating?
I return to the brown paradise, only to find a...
Life is awesome.