mollymawkattack.

I'm not interesting, and I lack the literary skills to trick people into thinking that I'm interesting. But nevertheless.

Dec 16

Family holiday

  • Me: I'm not sure that I want to go ice skating because I'm kind of terrified of the American health system and I don't want to get hurt?
  • Dad: We have travel insurance!
  • Mum: It'll be good for you!
  • Liv: Someone will skate over your hand and slice your fingers off.
  • -- They will. They definitely will.
Posted at 6:18 AM 10 notes
Source: ondirecting

  1. embouteillage said: Liv is right. I’ve seen a finger slicing incident.
  2. mollymawkattack reblogged this from ondirecting and added:
    -- They will. They definitely will.
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